KILLING BIN LADEN NOT ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENT LIBERAL MEDIA STOLE FROM BUSH

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News Service) - According to Fox News, the Bush bashing, W hating liberal press has deliberately failed to give credit where credit is due when it should have been due George W. Bush. "Giving the glory to Osama for taking out Obama or was it the other way around, anyway was a crime when it was George Bush who wanted Osama dead first and that's just the tip of the iceberg of Bush degrading," said Brit Hume on Fox and Friends.

Hume listed at least six major events where credit was stolen from the former president including:

1) Bush should get credit for the manned moon landing rather than NASA or Armstrong because while in a whiskey and cocaine induced stupor at Yale University in 1968, one full year before the landing, Bush told fraternity mates, "I'm so damn high it feels like I'm walking on the moon."

2) Rosa Parks, a known liberal, has falsely been getting credit for standing up to racism for refusing to give up her front seat in the bus to a white man in Montgomery in 1955, when it was George W. Bush who inspired Parks when he said, "You can't throw somebody under the bus if at the same time you are riding in the back of the bus."

3) The Brittish rock band the Who get credit for the rock anthem, We Won't Get Fooled Again, when the creidt should go to Bush who said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...You can't get fooled again."

4) Lincoln gets credit for freeing the slaves when it should be Bush. Lincoln knew that Bush liked to ride in a Lincoln limosine and Abe realized if he freed the slaves, he would be so well thought of it would be enough to have a luxury car named after him.

5) When it comes to the resurrection, the liberal press credits a known community organizer and Jew named Jesus when it really should be Bush. When Jesus saw how George W. Bush's history making debacle of a career was getting resurrected by a plagairezed book and by getting credit for killing Bin Laden, Jesus said, "Christ, I should resurrect myself too."

6) While the lefties who control the press like to give Yahwey credit for creating heaven and earth, the credit should belong to George W. Bush. When Bush stood up for himself and said he was the decider, that gave God the inspiration to decide to spend about a week creating everything in the universe, except the gays, of course.

FOX NEWS: WHILE OBAMA WAS OFF DESTROYING THE ECONOMY, BUSH GETS BIN LADEN

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK (PTSD News Service) - Fox News blames the biased liberal media for falsely crediting President Obama with the death of Osama bin Laden, when the kudos should go to George W. Bush. "After all, there is no dispute that President Bush was first to say he wanted to get bin Laden, dead or alive," said Brit Hume on Fox and Friends. "Back then, Obama was listening to an anti-American preacher and using the communist philosophy of Karl Marx to try and community organize."

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has denied a report that he was waterboarded by Obama until he disclosed the secret compound where bin Laden was living, agreed that the Bush administration deserved the credit for bringing the terrorist mastermind to justice. "First of all," Cheney said on an exclusive interview on Fox News, "Obama would have had to do alot more to me that use a simple waterboard to get me to give up Osama's hiding place," Cheney said, "and I can't believe its taken Obama this long to use extreme enhanced interrogation on bin Laden after President Bush had practically handed Osama's head to Obama on a platter."

"When I proclaimicated that mission accomplished in that flight suit," siad former President Bush, "I anticipated in advance that all that I did would make it so easy for the next decider in chief to easily get Osama dead or not alive What I didn't expecticate was for Osama Heussein Barack or what ever the Kenyan calls himself, would misuse my intelligence I gave to him by resorticating to politicizing the hole in bin Laden's head to boost his flagging presidency in the poll surveys."

"There is no way that Obama would have had the time to plan the operation to take out bin Laden," said Sean Hannity. "That's because Obama was too busy wrecking President Bush's great economy by bailing out the car companies and bringing socialistic death panels to health care."