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Monday, August 31, 2015













TRUMP VOWS TO END POLITICAL CORRECTNESS – “I’LL MAKE THE “N” WORD SAFE FOR ALL AMERICANS TO SAY IN PUBLIC AGAIN”

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD NEWS Service) – Presidential Candidate Donald Trump expanded on his theme that the problem with America is that there is too much political correctness.  “Americans have become afraid to speak their minds and this has emboldened our enemies like ISIS and the Soviet Union which we now have to call Russia,” Trump said.

“Let’s make America great again,” Trump told reporters gathered in front of his luxury apartment in Manhattan, “We need to return to the time when an American was not afraid to call a spade a spade and a spade a n*gg*r when necessary.  One of the things that made America great was back then true-blooded Americans could tell it like it is whether they were talking about a W*p, a K*ke, a Sp*c, a f*gg*t, a cripple or a retard.  But today, Americans are denied exercising their true exceptionalism by being forced to hold their tongue in public.  It is sad but true that if today’s American is accosted on the street by a retarded and crippled n*gg*r loving K*ke Sp*c f*gg*t bastard, that poor soul wouldn’t be able to say a word. That wouldn’t happen under a Trump presidency.”

Trump pointed out that the more he speaks his mind and is not censored by all that communist inspired political correctness that has frightened everyone else, the more his numbers shoot up in the polls.  “If I am elected President, I will make sure it’s safe once for patriotic freedom loving Americans to call women chicks, broads, dames, skirts, twists, cows, dolls, hunnies, fillies, hussies, hoes, old bags, skanks, sluts, tarts, bitches, c*nts and my favorite, the weaker sex.”

Trump told reporters that he would elaborate more on this issue but was having to deal with being locked out of his luxury apartment by his third and current wife, Melania.