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Friday, November 17, 2017

ELEPHANTS LIFT BAN ON IMPORTS OF TRUMP HUNTING TROPHIES
by R J Shulman

CELESTVILLE – (PTSD News Service) Babar, King of the Elephants announced that he is overturning the ban on importing body parts collected by Trump hunters.  This triggered protests from conservative groups and a frenzy on social media from opponents who posted pictures of Babar’s sons posing with the cut off orange hair of a Trump.

“I am shocked and outraged,” said Sean Hannity, President of the Trump Preservation Society, “The American white male tyrannical ego maniacal racist pussy grabber is an endangered species and the lifting of this ban is nothing short of a call for an open season of Trump hunting.”

Advocates for Trump hunting contend that overturning the ban can help preserve wildlife if not save the entire planet.  “I would be proud to have a Trump mounted on the wall,” said Prince Barbar, Jr., “maybe an Eric ear, a Donald rump or a Kushner tush will do.”

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