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Wednesday, October 11, 2017












TRUMP TAPS WEINSTEIN AND COSBY TO HEAD NEW COUNCIL ON WOMEN

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – In a move he touted as both bipartisan and pro-diversity, Donald Trump named Democratic Party donor Harvey Weinstein and African American comedian Bill Cosby as co-directors of the Feminine National Defense League, or FNDL, (pronounced fon-dle) a new government commission on women’s affairs.  “The chicks will see that I’m not anti-broad now that I have given the OK to FNDL,” Trump tweeted. “In fact, I may be so inclusive as to date dames who are not quite tens, and what better way for ugly girls to aspire to improve their looks so that they can date me than to get help from Harvey and Bill, two gentlemen whose vast knowledge and huge hands-on experience about babes is nothing short of touching.”

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “this bold move by the president should grab everyone’s attention and put to bed all the fake news that the president disrespects the weaker sex.”


“This latest callous act by the misogynistic moron in the White House has left even me groping for words,” said attorney Gloria Allred, who has represented women who have alleged sexual abuse, “Trump’s brazen and unprecedented behavior is another reason he should be un-presidented ASAP.” 

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