TRUMP THANKS PUTIN FOR HIS INTEREST IN AMERICAN DEMOCRATIC PROCESS

by R J Shulman

HAMBURG, Germany – (PTSD News Service) – In a meeting that took over two hours, President Donald Trump praised Russian President Vladimir Putin for showing “a sincere interest in learning the ins and outs of the way Americans vote for their supreme leader.” Trump said, “I only wish that Americans would show such a focused interest in performing their civic duty so that next time a greater voter turnout will give me a greater margin of victory,” Trump said. 

“Because President Putin has been so gracious in reaching out to touch American democracy,” Trump said, “America has agreed with Russia to a cease fire in Syria with the eventual removal of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, which would most likely happen when Assad either dies or annoys Russia, bigly.”

While some doubted that Trump would bring up the issue of Russian hacking in America, the President addressed it head on by saying he was convinced that Putin “couldn’t have hacked in America, because unlike those bad hombre Islamic drivers running dangerous terrorist taxis all over New York City, Vladimir does not have a valid hack license.”   

Trump also wanted to remind Americans that Russia is a great source of power in the fight to defeat ISIS as well as a powerful source for obtaining mail order brides.