SECRET DOCUMENTS REVEAL CAITLYN JENNER CHANGED GENDER TO BE FIRST OFF SINKING SHIP IF TRUMP ELECTED PRESIDENT

by R J Shulman

LOS ANGELES – (PTSD News Service) – The Post Times Sun Dispatch has obtained the text of a tweet from Caitlyn Jenner that was never sent, when she was still a he, telling a close friend he was terrified of a Trump presidency.  The tweet read, “If that pompous orange jerk becomes president, America will surely go down like a sinking ship, and as you know, it’s women and children first.”

Jenner has denied that she wrote that message or changed her gender to give her preferential treatment in case of a disaster requiring Americans to abandon ship.  However, a source close to Jenner said he remembers that Bruce was distraught when he learned Trump might throw his hat in the presidential ring.  The reliable source said, “A little after his divorce, Bruce said to me, ‘I am crushed by the betrayal of that two-timing media whore because the little bitch is nothing more than a major slut who would do anything for attention and I don’t mean my ex-wife Kris, but that blow-hard who lives at the top of Trump Towers.’”

Jenner was not available for comment, but the Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that she has purchased a life jacket and a house in Toronto.