GOP SENDS HILLARY A DEMAND LETTER LISTING EMAILS SHE MUST
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Republicans sent a letter
to Hillary Clinton demanding that she produce emails they claim she is
The letter, authored by Senator
Tom Cotton, fresh from this letter to the Ayatollah Khamenei, presents a specific
list of emails that she must show the American people.
The letter was signed by forty-seven
The following is the list of emails they demand that Hillary
Clinton immediate release:
email that hired the hit man to kill Vince Foster.
email laying out the Clinton’s plans of bilking millions from other investors
email ordering all Americans to stand down in Benghazi right before the deadly
email to the Benghazi protestors telling them it was finally safe to attack the
Americans, now that she had told them to stand down.
email that ordered the CIA to destroy Barack Obama’s real Kenyan birth
email that ordered the state of Hawaii to issue a phony Obama birth
email to the IRS to target only conservative groups for audit and punishment.
email ordering the establishment of death panels under Obamacare
email ordering the construction of massive detention facilities to incarcerate
anyone who did not follow President Obama blindly
that ordered the UN to send troops into the US to take away guns from
legitimate gun owners
email that told Saddam Hussein where to successfully hide his weapons of mass
destruction (in Dick Cheney’s bunker, because no one would notice a few more
email that outlines her timetable for installing Sharia law all over the United
email to set up a program to castrate men who would not vote for her.
Clinton’s email that said “I did not email that woman.”
email to have Bill Clinton castrated.
The GOP letter stated that if she did not disclose these
emails within 24 hours, the House of Representatives would start a series of
investigations that would tie her up so badly that she wouldn’t have a minute
to campaign for the 2016 election.
“It’s about time the Senate stood up on their hind legs and put
this Feminazi in her place,” said Rush Limbaugh.
“Tom Cotton’s letter to Hillary is just as exciting as his
letter to the leader of Iran,” said Senate Majority Leader Mitch
“I’ll drink to that,” said Speaker of the House John
“I used to believe that teaching children to read and write
was God’s work,”
said Imogene Henry, Tom
Cotton’s second grade teacher, “but now I believe that helping Tommy how to
write letters was the biggest mistake of my life.”
“I’ll drink to that, too,” said John Boehner.