SATIRE ALERT*

TRUMP DETERMINED TO OBLITERATE OBAMA’S LEGACY EVEN IF IT OBLITERATES THE PLANET

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – He doesn’t just want to reverse his predecessor’s accomplishments, Donald Trump is out to erase Barack Obama from history.  “Today, I signed an executive order to kill Obamacare and if millions of Americans die because they now won’t be able to get health care, that is just collateral damage just like the millions who will die because I pulled out of the Paris Accord and the Iran Nuclear deal because reversing Obama is more important than life itself,” Trump said.

Trump then laid out some of the steps he will take to neutralize Obama:

·       * I will burn down the White House and have it rebuilt by unpaid Polish workers so no one will ever be able to sleep in the house that Obama did.

·       *I will issue an executive order retroactively declaring that Hawaii was never a part of the United States so if it turns out that Obama was not born in Kenya, his birth in Hawaii would still make him ineligible to be a US president.

·       *  I will certify that a recount has determined that McCain and Romney won the elections of 2004 and 2008 making them president and not the other guy.

·        * I will outlaw the use of the letters “O” “B” “A” and “M” so no one can ever spell the name of you know who.

Trump ended by writing, “t*ke th*t, y*u *itches.”

*This Post Times Sun Dispatch or PTSD News Report is not real news, fake news or even Fox News, but is presented as a service to assist those trying to keep their sanity in this age of bullies, liars, con-men, thieves, ego maniacs, mean bastards, greedy bastards, hedonistic sexual predators, narcissists, misanthropes, miscreants, sociopaths, psychopaths, racists, misogynists, war mongers, Nazis, fascists, climate change deniers, health care deniers, idiots, cretins, imbeciles, morons, fucking morons, dotards, asshats and just plain bastards, and that’s just the guy in the White House, not to mention Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Ted Cruz and the rest of the wholly oligarch-owned Republicans and the hate talk radio echo chamber of horrors and other colluding anti-democratic, anti-American fools who think that rich white males simply don’t have enough money or privilege.