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Wednesday, May 03, 2017















TRUMP PROMISES TO BRING BACK “TERRIFIC” JOBS TO SMITH-CORONA TYPEWRITER FACTORY

by Robert J. Shulman

CORTLAND, New York – PTSD News Service – Boasting of his success in revitalizing the coal industry, President Trump spoke to a small but enthusiastic audience gathered outside a shuttered Smith-Corona factory in this small city in upstate New York vowing to “make America great typists again.  Believe me,” Trump said, “no longer when it comes to the making of typewriters, will anyone be able to say, ‘America is not my type.’”


Trump is in the middle of his “Bring Back the Jobs” tour, with planned stops in Oklahoma City at an old Western Union pay phone both factory and later to an old Studebaker plant in South Bend, Indiana where Trump promised that “I will once again get workers to make the Commander, a great American car that was, of course, named after me.”  Trump critics were quick to point out that the factory used to make the Studebaker Dictator from 1927 until 1937 until the model name was changed to Commander because of the unpopularity of a certain leader in Germany at the time.

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