TRUMP SAYS HIS LIST OF SUPREME COURT NOMINEES WAS ONLY A SUGGESTION; NOW LEANS TOWARD FORMER CELEBRITY APPRENTICE CONTESTANTS

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Almost immediately after issuing a list of possible Supreme Court nominees to replace the late Antonin Scalia should he be elected president, Donald Trump told Fox News that those names were “just a suggestion to appease the religious right-out-of-their-minds faction of the Republican party who don’t have a clue about TV ratings.”  Trump said, “I am considering nominating former contestants from my hugely rated Celebrity Apprentice show, such as Gary Busey, Snooki Pulizzi or La Toya Jackson who would be much more entertaining than a bunch of stuck in the mud uptight losers who couldn’t get dates in high school.  Can you imagine Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister trying to rule on transgender bathrooms when he himself is always in the wrong restroom?  How about Dennis Rodman trying to determine in invading North Korea was legal when he was practically worshiped there?”

“Besides,” Trump said, “I wouldn’t want anyone on the Supreme Court that I hadn’t fired at least once.”  Trump did hint that he might nominate Anita Hill to the bench, “just to see the look on Clarence ‘Uncle Thomas’’ face.”