TRUMP SIGNS DIRECTIVE TO SEND HIS HARASSMENT ACCUSERS TO THE MOON
by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) Declaring he’s striking a blow for freedom, Donald Trump ordered NASA to begin a new moon landing mission.  “I want to give the lying ladies a chance to redeem themselves by being the first to colonize the moon for America,” Trump said.  Trump noted that he got the idea after watching an episode of the old TV show, the Honeymooners. “It just sends me into outer space when Ralph Kramden says ‘to the moon, Alice,’” Trump said.