TRUMP SAYS ATTACK ON GOLD STAR WIDOW IS ANOTHER VICTORY IN THE WAR ON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON- (PTSD News Service) – Tweeting that there is just too much damn political correctness that is keeping America from being great again, Donald Trump announced a new stepped-up campaign against being restricted by peer pressure, liberal special interest groups and just plain good taste from being able to tell the truth.  “If I want to call a spade a spade or a lazy welfare cheating flag kneeling thug, I should be able to,” Trump said.
      Claiming a blow for free speech, Trump issued an executive order de-criminalizing hate speech, “except for bad words about me,” Trump said, “and anyone who says negative stuff about me will see fire and fury like the world has never seen before.”  Trump explained that other than saying bad things about Russia or even mentioning climate change, criticizing everything else is on the table, even apple pie.
     Trump laid out that his war on political correctness will include:
     Feeding prime rib from a sacred cow to the prime minister of India
     Changing February from black history month to plantation owner month because you can’t have just one side hog an entire month
     Withhold federal funds to any schools that refuse to teach “barefoot and pregnant” as part of woman’s studies courses
     Discontinue aid to Puerto Rico because the people who live there knew what they were signing up for when they chose to live where hurricanes happen
     Close Holocaust museums because it’s about time that people realize that some good Germans died too
     Allow hotels and golf courses to be built on sacred Indian land, because those people have had that land long enough.