*satire alert*
AS DISTRACTION FROM RUSSIAN WOES, TRUMP NEARING DECISION ON WHETHER TO DECLARE WAR ON IRAN OR NORTH KOREA
by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – As the investigation into the Trump campaign’s possible collusion with Russia to win the 2016 presidential election closes in, Donald Trump has a decision to make – should he go to war with Iran or North Korea.  “While North Korea has nasty nukes and a fun little tyrant for Trump to make fun of,” said a high level advisor in the Trump Administration who asked to remain anonymous, “Donald kind of admires Kim Jong Un’s ability to totally control his country, while the problem with Iran is that even though it is full of Muslims he would love to bomb, Trump doesn’t know if the leader of Iran can be made fun of or even who he is.”
When asked who he was going to attack,Trump said, “You’ll just have to wait and see.” Sources close to Trump say he will make his decision by Thanksgiving.