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Monday, August 31, 2015
by R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD NEWS Service) – Presidential Candidate Donald
Trump expanded on his theme that the problem with America is that there is too
much political correctness. “Americans
have become afraid to speak their minds and this has emboldened our enemies
like ISIS and the Soviet Union which we now have to call Russia,” Trump said.
“Let’s make America great again,” Trump told reporters gathered
in front of his luxury apartment in Manhattan, “We need to return to the time
when an American was not afraid to call a spade a spade and a spade a n*gg*r
when necessary. One of the things that made
America great was back then true-blooded Americans could tell it like it is whether
they were talking about a W*p, a K*ke, a Sp*c, a f*gg*t, a cripple or a retard.
But today, Americans are denied
exercising their true exceptionalism by being forced to hold their tongue in
public. It is sad but true that if today’s
American is accosted on the street by a retarded and crippled n*gg*r loving K*ke
Sp*c f*gg*t bastard, that poor soul wouldn’t be able to say a word. That wouldn’t
happen under a Trump presidency.”
Trump pointed out that the more he speaks his mind and is
not censored by all that communist inspired political correctness that has frightened
everyone else, the more his numbers shoot up in the polls. “If I am elected President, I will make sure
it’s safe once for patriotic freedom loving Americans to call women chicks,
broads, dames, skirts, twists, cows, dolls, hunnies, fillies, hussies, hoes,
old bags, skanks, sluts, tarts, bitches, c*nts and my favorite, the weaker sex.”
Trump told reporters that he would elaborate more on this
issue but was having to deal with being locked out of his luxury apartment by
his third and current wife, Melania.
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