NRA SAYS WACO DEATHS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED IF ALL BIKERS HAD GUNS

by R J Shulman

WACO, Texas (PTSD News Service) – The National Rifle Association announced today that if all the bikers in Waco, Texas had guns, it could have saved the lives of the nine Americans killed in the incident outside a bar and grill.  “Those that brought knives, chains and brass knuckles to a gun fight could not properly protect themselves,” said NRA President Jim Porter.

The NRA called for legislators to pass laws to make it easier to for white guys who like to ride free with the wind in their hair to exercise their Second Amendment rights by eliminating pesky background checks, discriminatory wait times and any and all other unnecessary obstacles to a man right to protect himself.  In addition, the NRA will be introducing legislation that would allow bikers to purchase guns, ammunition and even motorcycles on food stamps. “If those welfare queens can buy new Cadillacs with food stamps, bar traditionally acceptable Americans from using those same food stamps for a life or death matter, that is, guns and ammo.

Every biker deserves a fair shot,” said Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre.