JEB BUSH: I WILL FINISH MY BROTHER’S WAR THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY FATHER’S WAR

by R J Shulman

CHICAGO – (PTSD News Service) – Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush on Wednesday promised that he was his own man right after he announced that he had hired almost all of his brother’s and father’s political, economic and military advisors to help him with his campaign.  Jeb said, “Unlike my brother, George, who waged war for only about 80% of his presidency, I am committed to 100%.”

In a surprise comment, Jeb brought up the subject of war crimes saying that “the only possible way a president can be charged with war crimes is if the president commits the crime of not waging enough war.”  Jeb added, “and we all know which foreign-born Muslim Halliburton hating, Bechtel bashing, Raytheon ripping, America loathing president has been guilty of that.”   Bush further criticized the Obama administration for allowing America to “lose its place as the world leader in striking fear into the hearts of its opponents.  The only thing to fear,” Jeb said, “is not enough fear itself.”

Bush told reporters that he is on target to raise enough money for his war chest to be able to “explode, decimate and blow away” all of his rivals for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.  “You want shock and awe,” he said, “I’ve got your shock and awe right here.” 

Bush cut short the question and answer period saying, “there is no need to continue because whatever the question, war is the answer.”