KANSAS PASSES ANTI-ABORTION LAW THAT MAKES IT A CRIME FOR A WOMAN TO REFUSE TO HAVE SEX

by R J Shulman

 

TOPEKA, Kansas – (PTSD News Service) – Kansas has just passed the nation’s most restrictive anti-abortion law which makes it illegal for a woman to say no to a man who makes it known to her that he wants to have sexual relations.   The bill’s sponsor, Peter Spermwald (R-Hayes) said that, “the Bible says be fruitful and multiply, so it is clearly against our most cherished held religious beliefs to cause a possible baby to die when a woman refuses to let a man perform his God-given duty.”

 

“It is time we stop being bullied by the godless radical liberal socialists into calling it lust when a man desires a woman,” said Governor Sam Brownback, who signed the bill into law, “when it is the most righteous thing to do.  We should just call it God’s calling.”   “The extra bonus of this law is that it will end the discussion of whether or not Obamacare covers contraceptives as those are now outlawed as being abortion devices,” said State Senator Dick Smalley of Wichita, “not to mention that it will make rape laws irrelevant as now in Kansas her no legally means yes.”

 

This is just another right wing white Christian male attempt at controlling women’s bodies,” said Dorothy Toto, a women’s rights activist from Overland Park, Kansas.  “This state has gone so crazy it’s like I am not in Kansas anymore.”

The bill, called the Get Lucky Religious Freedom Act passed mostly along party and gender lines.