SECRET SERVICE STOPS SUSPICIOUS BLACK MAN TRYING TO GET INTO WHITE HOUSE

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service)  -  Just days after both 42-year old Oscar Gonzales jumped a fence and managed to open a door to the White House and another would-be intruder tried to enter the building, the Secret Service detained a man trying to enter the property accompanies by a woman and two young girls.   “We got a frantic call that a suspicious African-American man was trying to secretly enter the White House along with an African American adult female and two African American female juveniles,” said Wayne Gunderson a spokesman for the Secret Service.

“We were told to be on the lookout for a Kenyan born Muslim who palled around with terrorists and who was planning to use his community organizer skills to replace the American system of health care with socialized medicine,” Gunderson said.   

Authorities said the still unidentified man had the audacity to claim that he was simply returning to his residence because he claimed  that he was the President of the United States.  “Obviously, that was untrue,” Gunderson said, “I watch Fox News and they said that Mitt Romney won the election in a landslide.”

The intruder who claimed that the woman was his wife and the girls his children, was being detained by authorities who are questioning him on his role in the attack on Benghazi that killed four Americans.

“One way or another we will get to the bottom of this,” Gunderson said, “even if we have to call for help from the experts from the Ferguson, Missouri police department.”