GOP SET TO PASS LAW MAKING IT ILLEGAL TO ESTABLISH OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Speaker of the House John Boehner announced that the first order of business for the House when they return to Washington in September will have nothing to do with creating jobs or addressing immigration issues, but will be to pass a bill called the Freedom Library Anti-Communist Corruption Incentive Directive or FLACCID which will make it illegal for anyone to establish a Barack Obama Presidential Library anywhere in the US.

“It is important to protect the American people from having a shrine built in honor of the most tyrannical, weakest, trigger happy, slow acting president in American history,” Boehner said.  “FLACCID will stop any attempt by Obama and the terrorists he pals around with from spreading pro-Communist anti-American propaganda about our great country.”

“I don’t care if he wants to build some kind of shack library at his birth place in Kenya,” said Michele Bachmann, (R-Minn.), “but allowing Obama to build a library on American soil would be just as blasphemous as that Ground Zero mosque in New York or a Judas library at the site of the manger in Bethlehem.”

“We can’t have our young children’s minds corrupted by all of the hate and racism that Obama has caused,” said Karl Rove.  “Why should there be a library built to honor a president who just by occupying the White House has made people disrespect the office of the president more than any previous president has?”

“I firmly support FLACCID because stopping an Obama library will stop books from being written and published about him that we would just have to use tax payer money to burn later,” said Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.).  

“It goes without question that before there could be an Obama library, the American people would demand that each of the four Americans killed in Benghazi would get a library first,” said Sean Hannity of Fox News.

“We may have failed in our attempt to make Obama a one-term president,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, “but if we get FLACCID to happen, we can make sure Obama has no legacy.”