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Tuesday, July 15, 2014


by R J Shulman

HAMDEN, Connecticut – (PTSD News Service) – A new Quinnipiac University Poll says that more Americans think that Barack Obama is not only the worst US President since World War II, but that he is the worst person in history since Goliath tried to crush David.   The results of the poll show that the five persons who Americans think are the worst persons throughout all of history are: Barack Obama 31%, Dracula 28%, Adolf Hitler 13%, Osama Bin Laden 12% and Miley Cyrus 11%.

“Over the span of the entire six-thousand years of human history, Barack Obama finds himself along with Dracula at the bottom of the popularity barrel,” said Tom Malloy, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Poll.

Fox News criticized the poll saying it was “biased, as all get out,” because Obama was certainly the worst person in history by more than just a narrow margin.   Said Fox anchor Megyn Kelly, “There is no way that only three points separate Obama from the second worst person in history.  After all, Dracula was not an America hating Kenyan born Muslim, who ordered his terrorist pals to kill four Americans in Benghazi, and then directed the IRS to target Conservative groups, and then lying to the American people by saying that they could keep their doctors under Obamacare, all the while encouraging diseased hoodlums from Central America to illegally enter the United States by promising them full US citizenship and free cell phones. Oh, yeah,” Kelly added, “Dracula never negotiated with terrorists.”

Malloy said that Quinnipiac will be conducting two new polls, one to find out which President Americans believe is the most uppity in history and another poll to find out what they think is the most fitting punishment for Barack Obama.

The New York Times announced that it will soon announce the results from their latest poll which was conducted to determine which President they believe had been targeted the most by all those Quinnipiac University Polls.  


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