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Tuesday, July 15, 2014
NEW QUINNIPIAC POLL FINDS AMERICANS THINK OBAMA THE WORST
PERSON SINCE GOLIATH
by R J Shulman
HAMDEN, Connecticut – (PTSD News Service) – A new Quinnipiac
University Poll says that more Americans think that Barack Obama is not only
the worst US President since World War II, but that he is the worst person in history
since Goliath tried to crush David. The
results of the poll show that the five persons who Americans think are the
worst persons throughout all of history are: Barack Obama 31%, Dracula 28%,
Adolf Hitler 13%, Osama Bin Laden 12% and Miley Cyrus 11%.
“Over the span of the entire six-thousand years of human
history, Barack Obama finds himself along with Dracula at the bottom of the
popularity barrel,” said Tom Malloy, assistant director of the Quinnipiac
University Poll.
Fox News criticized the poll saying it was “biased, as all
get out,” because Obama was certainly the worst person in history by more than
just a narrow margin. Said Fox anchor
Megyn Kelly, “There is no way that only three points separate Obama from the
second worst person in history. After
all, Dracula was not an America hating Kenyan born Muslim, who ordered his
terrorist pals to kill four Americans in Benghazi, and then directed the IRS to
target Conservative groups, and then lying to the American people by saying that
they could keep their doctors under Obamacare, all the while encouraging
diseased hoodlums from Central America to illegally enter the United States by
promising them full US citizenship and free cell phones. Oh, yeah,” Kelly
added, “Dracula never negotiated with terrorists.”
Malloy said that Quinnipiac will be conducting two new
polls, one to find out which President Americans believe is the most uppity in
history and another poll to find out what they think is the most fitting
punishment for Barack Obama.
The New York Times announced that it will soon announce the
results from their latest poll which was conducted to determine which President
they believe had been targeted the most by all those Quinnipiac University
Polls.
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