AFTER SUCCESSFUL USE OF FORMER BUSH MILITARY ADVISORS TO OPINE ABOUT CURRENT CRISIS IN IRAQ ON SUNDAY TALK SHOWS, NETWORKS WILL USE GEORGE W. BUSH TO SPEAK ON WHAT TO DO ABOUT TODAY’S ECONOMY

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) -  This past Sunday, NBC News invited Paul Wolfowitz to talk about what should be done about the problems happening now in Iraq.  Wolfowitz was George W. Bush’s Secretary of Defense and one of the main architects of the Iraqi war who had promised back then that the invading Iraq and toppling Saddam Hussein would pay for itself with Iraqi oil (a $2 trillion dollar mistake). On the same day, ABC News provided watchers with their Iraqi war expert, Bill Kristol, who back then in supporting the war had predicted a two month war in Iraq in which the US troops would be hailed as liberators of a country where the Sunnis and Shia would get along famously.

“We had such success with using Paul Wolfowitz to attack Obama on the Iraqi situation,” said Deborah Turness, President of NBC News, “that next week we have invited former President George W. Bush to explain to us how Obama can make sure the economy can continue to expand and create good jobs.”  Turness said that Bush will also be asked to show those eggheads in the Obama Administration just how to properly use the English language.

ABC News President Ben Sherwood said that Bill Kristol was so informative about what the US should do in Iraq that for their scheduled discussion about how to stay faithful in marriage, they will tap former President Bill Clinton for his advice.  Not to be left out, Les Moonvess, President of CBS Television announced that CBS will resurrect Strom Thurmond from the grave to have a discussion with Clipper’s owner Donald Sterling on how President Obama can improve race relations that have suffered under his presidency.

Fox News in an effort not to be outdone, said that they are planning to have a major conversation regarding truth, justice and compassion and have invited their expert on these issues to lead the discussion, - none other than Satan himself.