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Wednesday, May 28, 2014
SUPREME COURT RULES THAT SHOOTING A PERSON OF YOUR
CHOICE IS A FORM OF FREE SPEECH
by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – In a split 5-4
decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that all laws that
restrict or punish someone for shooting another person are an unconstitutional
infringement of protected free speech.
Echoing the Court’s reasoning in Citizens
United, which held that money is speech and laws that restrict the free
spending of campaign contributions are an illegal restriction of protected
expression, Chief Justice John Roberts, speaking for the majority in Bang v. Vermont, threw out a state law
that made it a crime to fire a bullet into another person saying, “just as this
Court found that money allows someone to choose a person of their choice to
push their agenda, today we rule that someone also has the right to choose a
person of their choice to push up daisies.”
This ruling is a big win for gun rights
advocates. “The Second Amendment has
always protected the rights of citizens to own a firearm of their choice, but
what good is that if you can’t use it to shoot a person of your choice?” asked
Wayne LaPierre, former President of the National Rifle Association. “Thanks to this righteous court decision,
that problem has been blown away.”
The Court did not address whether a law could be
passed to punish a shooter with bad aim who misses their chosen target and hits
the wrong person. However, legal scholar
Hairston Bruntlege III of the Yale University School of law said, “Logic
follows that someone who shoots the wrong person is still protected by the
Constitution because it is clear that a person can give vast sums of money to elect
a certain candidate and later find out after that person was in office that they
had supported the wrong person.”
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