DON STERLING TO SELL CLIPPERS; WILL BUY RANCH IN NEVADA AND BECOME FOX NEWS HOST

by R J Shulman

LOS ANGELES – (PTSD News Service) – Embattled Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling has announced that he will sell his NBA franchise and use the proceeds to buy a ranch in Bunkerville, Nevada adjacent to property owned by rancher Cliven Bundy.  “I want to go to a place where there is still free speech and an opportunity to ignore the law,” Sterling said. “But to tell you the truth, I still don’t know what I said about the shvatsas that was so offensive.”

In a further development, Fox News announced that they have hired Sterling to host their upcoming series Post Racial America.   Sterling’s first guests who will explain that there is no longer any racism in America will be Chief Justice John Roberts and Phil Robertson, star of A&E’s popular show Duck Dynasty.