OBAMA ACCUSED OF LYING ABOUT HIS DOGS; HOUSE TO LAUNCH INVESTIGATION

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Fresh on the heels of claims that he lied when he said that no one would lose insurance policies that they liked, President Obama’s credibility is in question again.  During his victory speech in November 2012, Obama said that “for now, one dog is enough,” when discussing his family pet situation.  However, it just came to light that the president went back on his word and adopted another Portuguese Water Dog named Sunny, last August. 

“The president has proven once again that he is incapable of telling the truth to the American people,” said Darrell Issa (R-CA), “and my investigating committee will now sink our teeth into this meaty issue until we dig up all the dirt surrounding this latest pack of Obama lies.  This proves that the president is a dog-gone liar, no bones about it.”

Fox News is giving full coverage to ‘Doggiegate’ as they call it and reports that some people say that the distraction of Obama getting a second dog has caused the president to take his eye off the ball and make major mistakes with Benghazi, the IRS, spying on the Tea Party, becoming a ruthless tyrant and personally creating the disaster that is the Obamacare website.  “There is no question,” said Fox News, “that the Obama Administration has gone to the dogs.”