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Wednesday, November 20, 2013
by R J Shulman
APOPKA, Florida – (PTSD News Service) – George Zimmerman is
claiming that he needed to “stand his ground” after his girlfriend, Samantha
Scheibe “went crazy on him.” In an
exclusive interview with the Post Times Sun Dispatch, Zimmerman said, “It all
happened right after Samantha asked me if the dress she was wearing made her
look fat. I said ‘yes’ which was true
and then all hell broke loose. She
smashed her glass table, her sunglasses and then gave me an evil look. I was afraid she would use the kitchen floor
as a lethal weapon by smashing my head into it, so that is when I had to pull
out my gun.”
Zimmerman is currently out on $9,000 bail on the conditions
that he does not visit his girlfriend’s house and does not carry a gun. He was appointed a public defender because Zimmerman
claimed that he had $150 to his name, yet owed more than $2.5 million.
When asked if talk show host Sean Hannity, who helped him
raise thousands of dollars in his defense in the Treyvon Martin case would
assist him this time, Zimmerman said that Hannity told him no because this time
it was a case where an Hispanic looking male pointed a gun at a white woman and
get arrested for it and where is the story or injustice in that?
Zimmerman’s arraignment has been set for January 7, 2013.
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