NORTH CAROLINA’S FIRST VOTE WITH RESTRICTIVE VOTER ID LAW WILL BE TO DECIDE WHETHER TO REINSTATE SLAVERY

by R J Shulman

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA – (PTSD News Service) – North Carolina’s brand new voter ID law will have its first test as voters will flock to the polls to see if they are allowed to vote on whether the Tar Heel State will be the first state to reinstate slavery.  The new voter identification law not only requires a valid state sanctioned photo ID, but requires a person to prove they know culture by reciting the lyrics to Tyler Farr’s song, Redneck Crazy, know history by exhibiting a Confederate flag on at least one pick-up truck and also must show they are healthy by proving that no in their family ever suffered from sickle cell anemia.

State Republican Chairman Dwayne Scuggs, who denied that the law targets blacks said, “Those liberals and Communists who keep trying to tell us how to run things down here will be eating a lot of Jim Crow after this election is over”

If all goes well with this election, the next vote will be whether the state will remove the word “North” from its name.  “We really shouldn’t have any reference to those invaders who illegally violated our sovereignty and the will of God by forcing us to stay in the Union,” Scuggs said.