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Thursday, August 29, 2013

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTDS News Service) - Talk show host Sean Hannity told his audience today, "You folks know me as the human least likely in the history of the world to use hyperbole, so I know you will believe me when I say that the Obamacare Act is the most oppressive law ever devised on the face of the earth.  Here are ten horrific facts about this law that the Muslim foreign born Marxist president does not want you to know:

1.      Death Panels - These will be made up of bureaucrats handpicked by Obama to make sure that Republicans, conservatives, Christians, and gun owners will be denied healthcare and left to die.

2.      You, my friends will have to wait 7 hours to be seen by a Canadian doctor as no American doctor will accept Obamacare.  Transportation to Canada will be on your own dime.

3.      You will have to surrender all of your guns to the government before you can even get to wait 7 hours for a Canadian doctor (see#2 waiting for Canadian Doctors).

4.      You will have to convert to Islam to even be considered to get on the list so you can wait 7 hours for a Canadian doctor (See #1 anti-Christian death panels, and #2 waiting for Canadian Doctors)

5.      If you do not sign up for Obamacare, you will be arrested and sent to Abu Ghraib West, which is a secret large prison holding tank some 5.73 miles east of El Paso, Texas, where you will not have a right to a lawyer, gun, cigarette or even a trial.

6.      In order to be able to been seen by a Canadian doctor after a 7 hour wait, (see #2 waiting for Canadian Doctors) you will have to submit to the sexual advances of minority homosexuals who were promised access to your body by Obama in exchange for their vote in 2012.

7.      If you try to keep your own doctor rather than the Canadian doctor you will have to wait 7 hours for (see #2 waiting for Canadian Doctors), you will be taken out by a drone strike.

8.      Obamacare outlaws NFL football, beer, hot wings, country music, rebel flags, bibles and worst of all, pickup trucks because all the resources need for those things is being diverted to pay for the free health care that is mandated to be given to illegal Mexicans under Obamacare.

9.      Obamacare will force white people to pick cotton, toil in the fields and clean toilets for no pay as reparations for the alleged slavery that Obama claims occurred in the South centuries ago.

10.  Obamacare will cause a war with Canada because Canadian doctors will not want to give healthcare to Americans even if they wait for 7 hours to see them. (See #2 waiting for Canadian Doctors)

All of these secret provisions were snuck into the Obamacare bill just before the midnight vote was forced on this gruesome law.  Please contact your member of the House of Representatives and urge them to try and overturn Obamacare for the 41st time.  If you don't, you better start pricing a ticket to Toronto.  (See #2 waiting for Canadian Doctors).


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