TEN FOX FACTS ABOUT OBAMACARE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) - Since the Affordable Care Act has gone into high gear today, Fox News presented the following ten facts about “Obamacare” that the other networks have so far ignored:

1.      The Affordable Care Act was originally called the Kevorkian Care Act, but at the last minute, highly paid Democrat strategists changed it to “Affordable Care” as they believed it would distract the public into thinking the bill was actually about saving money and staying healthy

2.      Once you sign up for health insurance under Obamacare, your signature not only means that you support socialism, but that you have forfeited all of your personal and real property to minorities and illegal immigrants.

3.      While there was some confusion about Obamacare having death panels, the reason there are none is because all life or death decisions about your Grandma will be made by Barack Hussein Obama himself and he knows how you voted.

4.      The Affordable Care Act has been called Obamacare for a reason - as long as it is the law of the land, an Obama is required to be in the White House to administer it.

5.      Under the Affordable Care Act, the only way you can get a doctor appointment is to turn in all of your guns to the federal government

6.      Most of the 1,386,000 plus pages of the Affordable Care Act have nothing to do with health care, but imposes Sharia law on Americans

7.      The Woman’s Health Care section of Obamacare mandates that all men must be seen by female doctors and female health care providers to determine if the man gets to keep his reproductive organs of have them chopped off based upon the conscience and religious beliefs of the woman health care providers, most of whom are large angry lesbian wiccans

8.      If a man files for a hardship exemption to the mandatory female doctor provision described in fact #7, his male doctor must be openly gay, and we mean openly.

9.      In order to receive any health care under Obamacare, you will be forced to stop listening to country music, you must get rid of all of your pick-up trucks and you must never mention the word NASCAR ever again.

10.  Obama care legalizes cannibalism.

Fox News brings you these fair and balanced facts about Obamacare. You decide.