RUSH LIMBAUGH CALLS FOR BLACKS TO PAY REPARATIONS TO WHITES FOR LOSS OF PROPERTY

By R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Talk show host Rush Limbaugh is spearheading a drive to not only make it illegal for any reparations to be paid to descendants of slaves, but that it is actually African Americans who should pay reparations to the descendants of slave owners for the loss of their property.  “Everyone knows that freedom isn’t free,” Limbaugh told his massive radio audience, “and there was a cost for the slaves to be freed, a cost to the slave owner when the liberals used the federal government to steal their property.  And speaking of stealing, it’s only fair to compensate the property owners for all of the watermelons and chickens stolen by their slaves.  There is a clear Constitutional protection of due process when the government takes your property.  The liberals conveniently forget about this.”

Limbaugh says that African Americans should actually be grateful that their ancestors were rescued with a free ride from the mess that is Africa.  “These people got to be Americans where they get to play basketball and have the freedom to sing and dance instead of being born into poverty in Kenya like our halfrican President was.  But instead they would rather sit around collecting food stamps, having kids and calling me a racist.”

John Boehner said that he will be introducing a bill in the House, called the Cost of Freedom Act that will require all African Americans to finally pay for their freedom and all of the special rights and privileges that they have received over the years.  “Since we are not going tackle immigration reform or take up any jobs bill this session, we should be able to get this bill passed before Christmas,” Boehner said.