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Tuesday, November 12, 2013










SARAH PALIN ASKS CATHOLICS TO VOTE OUT THE NEW POPE FOR BEING TOO LIBERAL

by R J Shulman

ATLANTA – (PTSD News Service) – In an interview aired on CNN’s “The Lead with Jake Tapper,” Sarah Palin said she has been “taken abackwards” by the shocking liberal views of Pope Francis and says it’s time to take action to stop the further spread of the Pope’s brand of socialism.  “For a person who is infallible, he sure makes a lot of mistakes about the gay agenda and helping the poor, so I ask my Tea Party Catholic friends to vote out the new Pope and support a conservative one who understands that Jesus’ main message was that ‘God helps those who help themselves and not those who help themselves to food stamps.’”

Palin was promoting her new book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas, which is both an homage to the holiday and an attack on heathens who want to wage a war on Christmas.  “We have to fight on Christian soldier, and make sure we do not give up and resign our sworn duty before we complete our mission,” said the former Governor of Alaska.


Palin ended her interview by telling Tapper that she is contemplating a move to Bethlehem because she wants to be able to see the manger from her house.

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