FOX NEWS REPORTS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS, SERIAL KILLERS, MUSLIMS AND ATHEISTS ARE SIGNING UP FOR OBAMACARE

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – In an exclusive report, Fox News says that known child molesters, serial killers, communists, Muslims, welfare queens, gay queens, gun grabbers, flag burners, abortion supporters, used car salesmen, feminists, atheists and even mimes have been signing up in droves for Obamacare.  “This President has forced a law on all of us that has opened the flood gates, or as some say, the gates of hell to allow, even encourage hoards of these kinds of people to sign up for Obamacare,” said Anna Kooiman on Fox and Friends Weekend Report.

“Now that I know who is signing up for Obamacare, I am not so sure I am against those death panels after all,” said former Governor Sarah Palin at an Impeach The Muslim President rally in Raleigh, North Carolina.

“I don’t think Jesus would have wanted his tax dollars going to preserve the lives of people who didn’t deserve to live in the first place,” said Pat Robertson to his TV audience in explaining why Obamacare is a creation of the devil himself.

“The President lied when he didn’t tell us that all of the dregs of society would be able to get health care with his Obamacare scheme,” said Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina. “It’s just one lie after another from this Kenyan born president.”

“With all of these undesirables getting Obamacare and millions of real Americans being kicked off their current health care plans as well as getting kicked off the Obamacare website is the most shocking scandal since Benghazi and requires at least a dozen special congressional hearings to find out why this outrageous set of events has occurred,” said Representative Darrell Issa of California.  “If health care is outlawed only outlaws will have healthcare,” he said.

In a related story, a bill has just been passed in the Texas legislature that would limit the Affordable Care act to those that Jesus would have allowed to join such a heath care program.  Governor Perry is expected to sign the bill on Tuesday.

The White House has declined to comment on the Fox News story about who is signing up for insurance coverage under the Affordable Health Care Act.  When Kooiman was asked if her report may have been a bit incendiary and could whip up hatred and fear, she denied it saying, “I work for Fox News.  We report.  You decide who to kill.”