EMBOLDENED BY SUPREME COURT RULING, HOBBY LOBBY TO FIRE WOMEN EMPLOYEES WHO SHOULD BE AT HOME SERVING THEIR HUSBANDS

by R J Shulman 

OKLAHOMA CITY – (PTSD  News Service) – After a favorable ruling by the Supreme Court which upheld the right of their business to deny women certain health care coverage that was otherwise guaranteed under the Affordable Care Act due to the religious objections, Hobby Lobby announced that it will be sending out pink slips to about 5,800 female employees, who the management says, that according to the Bible, should be at home, taking care of their children and obeying the wishes of their husbands.

“We applaud the Supreme Court of the United States for understanding that Christians are the most endangered species in America due to an activist court, and have taken the action to strike down a health care  law, that while passed by Congress and signed into law by the President violates our interpretation of what Jesus would do,” said Hobby Lobby founder and CEO David Green. “With that in mind, we believe we have the right to send home wayward women who according to our good Lord and the Baby Jesus should be at home tending to their children and carrying out the wishes of their husbands.”

The list of women who will get pink slips this Friday, July 4^th, includes about 73% of all female Hobby Lobby employees, but does not include single unmarried women, who are “not yet the property of their husbands,” Green said.   “Our action creates an opening for thousands of jobs,” said Green,  “that we will now offer to children, because we believe that the Bible encourages children to work, which invalidates any child labor laws,” Green said.   He added that “anyone who complains that it would be too hard on youngsters to work 18 hour days, is not a Christian because all righteous people know that God does not restrict the number of hours a person can work, and says that if you spare the rod you spoil the child.

“When asked why they invest in pharmaceutical companies that make the drugs they were against providing for their women employees and why Hobby Lobby buys most of their items from China which still mandates forced abortions, the CEO said, “why do you think my last name is Green?”