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Thursday, June 19, 2014


by R J Shulman

FORT WORTH, Texas – (PTSD News Service) – The Texas Republican Party has endorsed a platform that includes support of “reparative therapy” for those who believe in the theory of evolution.  The new plank endorsed by the Texas GOP at their Fort Worth convention supports “the legitimacy and necessity of counseling, which offers reparative therapy and treatment for those patients seeking healing and wholeness from their misguided belief in Darwin’s theory of evolution.”

While nearly every major health organization including the American Psychological Association has condemned evolution conversion therapy, many delegates to the Texas Republican convention were elated that reparative therapy for evolutionists was endorsed by the Texas GOP.  “I know Jesus would have been so proud of this decision that he would have ridden a dinosaur all the way from the holy land to Fort Worth to tell us so,” said Jonathan Saez, President of Texas Values.

While the Texas GOP platform endorsed evolution reparative therapy, it did not go as far as some wanted, that is to say to call for anyone caught living the evolutionist lifestyle to be stoned to death.     


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