SUPREME COURT SIDES WITH REPUBLICAN CONGRESS AND HOLDS OBAMA EXCEEDED POWER AS PRESIDENT WHILE BLACK

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – In a unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court held that President Obama has been illegally using presidential powers.  Justice Steven Breyer, speaking for the majority, said, “While the Fifteenth Amendment to the Constitutions guarantees people of color the right to vote, it does not say that an African-American can hold the office of President if a duly elected congress thinks that he should not.”

“I welcome the Supreme Court’s important decision, today,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. “Obama has shown a tendency to think that just because he was elected President, that he can act like one.  After all,” he added, “it’s called the White House for a reason and the last time I looked, the man in the Oval Office is not white.”

Speaker of the House, John Boehner said, “The Court’s decision will give us plenty of ammunition in our lawsuit against Obama for exceeding his authority as a non-white President.  We would not be having a Constitutional problem,” Boehner said, “if Obama would have entered the White house through the back door, or if he acted like a butler or even if he physically helped build the place, but speaking of place, not knowing his, is what has deeply divided this country.”

Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina agreed. “We could be solving the real problems of the country and not be embroiled in all of this gridlock if Obama had not pulled out the race card by choosing to be black,” he said.

Presidential spokesman Josh Earnest told reporters on Air Force One that the White House was “deeply disappointed” by the Court’s decision and that the Obama Administration was still reviewing it, but has reserved the right, if necessary to kick some racist white ass.