JEB BUSH DECLARES PRESIDENTIAL BID, SAYS HE WILL FINISH THE JOB IN IRAQ HIS FATHER AND BROTHER FAILED TO DO

by R J Shulman

TALLAHASSEE, Florida  (PTSD News Service) - Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced that he is throwing his hat in the ring for the Republican nomination for President in 2016.  “With ISIS blowing up Iraq, it means the work there is not done,” he told reporters at a hastily called press conference, “and if elected President, unlike my father and brother, I will finish the job in Iraq.”

Unveiling his campaign theme of “Three’s the Charm,” Bush said that as the leader of the free world, nothing would limit him when it came to the weapons he would use to bring peace to Iraq.  “Nuclear, chemical and even biological weapons would not be off the table,” he said.  “In fact, we will use exploding tables if we have to.”

“Daddy failed to take out Saddam Hussein and my older brother failed to take out the rest of Iraq,” Bush said, “America doesn’t just want a war president as W said.  America wants an annihilation president.  And that that goes for puttin’ Putin in his place, too.”

Bush criticized President Obama’s handling of the current Iraqi crisis saying, “you can’t send a community organizer to a community that doesn’t need to be organized, but rather needs to be obliterated.  When I am done with them,” he said, “they will wish it was just the Stone Age I was bombing them back into.”

Polls indicate that Americans prefer a strong leader to a wise one and an ABC Overnight News Poll shows Jeb Bush with at least a 27 percentage point lead over every other possible candidate.