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Saturday, August 02, 2014


by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – The Republican led House approved a resolution on Wednesday authorizing Speaker of the House John Boehner to sue President Obama for deliberately acting as the United States President while being black, better known as PWB.  The vote was 225-201, mostly along party lines.

Republicans argue that Obama’s flagrant PWB actions have deeply divided the country by purposefully stirring up racial tensions.  They claim that Obama’s brazen acts are so distracting that Congress cannot get on with the business of fixing the economy, protecting the borders and fixing the country’s aging infrastructure.  “Before Obama’s outrageous abuse of acting all PWB, America was doing just fine and did not have to worry all the time about blacks occupying the White House,” said Boehner.

“Look at what Obama made me do,” said Louie Gohmert, (R- Tex), on the House floor holding up a picture he had just drawn depicting Obama dressed in a grass skirt with a bone through his nose.   “Obama is tearing this country apart.”

Defending the impending lawsuit against the president from Democratic critics who say it is nothing more than political theatre, Boehner said, “This is a legitimate lawsuit.  It is completely on the up and uppity.”  However, Representative Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) said while Republicans claim that Obama has exceeded his authority under PWB by being all pushy about Obamacare, he believes the real problem is Obamacareful.  “President Obama has been way too cautious and has made the mistake of trying to be all bi-partisan when he should really be kicking some Republican racist ass.”


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