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Wednesday, November 05, 2014
ELECTION POSTMORTEM - IT IS NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE…
by R J Shulman
SANTA FE, New Mexico – (PTSD News Service) – When I was much
younger, a good friend of mine named Stu told me that the measure of being
successful was not whether you win or lose, it’s how you shift the blame. At the time, I laughed and thought that Stu
was a funny guy. After yesterday’s
midterm election, I think that Stu was a brilliant guy.
The Republicans took over the Senate, increased their lead
in the House of Representatives, kept some awful governors and added a few new
ones, all without presenting one cogent idea of how they would solve the nation’s
problems if they were elected to serve the American public. In fact, issues the
GOP is known to oppose, such as increasing the minimum wage, supporting cannabis
legalization and use, and wanting increased gun background checks were ideas the
American public soundly embraced while at the same time embracing the very candidates
opposed to those ideas.
This has clearly been a remarkable achievement for the
Republican strategists. They knew that Americans
were still hurting from the economic crash of 2008 which their policies of
deregulation and unfettered speculation and endless wars caused. The jobs that had come back were not as good
as the ones that their economic polices gladly helped the ultra-industrialists ship
to China. They knew that Americans were
sick of the grid-lock they created with their pledge to stop anything Obama
wanted to do to leave him without a legacy.
They had achieved this unprecedented obstructionism with a record number
of filibusters.
But not to worry because all they had to do was to tell the
American people again and again through the Fox News Propaganda Network,
conservative talk radio and all those politicized churches that all of these
problems were the fault of the BLACK man in the White House, and his
affirmative support of all those BROWN people who had come over the border
illegally, and the fault of the BLACK man in the White House’s support of those
BROWN people in the Middle East who were beheading people and installing Sharia
Law, and the fault of the BLACK man in the White House’s incompetence that
allowed all one of those BLACK people to enter the United States with the Ebola
virus and die from it.
Fox might as well have run a permanent headline at the bottom
of their screen that said, “PRESIDENT BARACK EBOLA, WHO SPEAKS EBOLICS PLEDGES
TO BRING ISIS FIGHERS TO AMERICA TO BEHEAD YOU AND TAKE YOUR JOB. The rest of the gutless, corporate,
journalism-free networks would then rush to have some Republican pundit on the
Sunday morning news shows, so that the network’s good looking host could ask them
just how much President Obama was going to be hurt politically by his failure
to stop the rampant epidemic of Ebola that he had allowed to enter the United
States while he was out playing golf, giving his wife a fist bumps all while wearing
a tan suit.
Here is what is sure to come next. The Republican congress will send President
Obama a slew of budgets with heinous cuts to social security, Medicare, and a myriad
of social programs while giving great tax breaks and the gift of deregulation to
the ultra-wealthy and ultra-industrialists, all of which the majority of
Americans would oppose, if they thought about it. The question will be whether Obama will have
a Rodney King why-can’t-we-just-all-get-along moment and sign off on these
horrendous attacks on working people or whether he will grow a pair and just
say no. If he does the former, and the
economy gets worse, like all of those Republican ideas will guarantee will
happen, the GOP will then shift the blame to President Obama and the Democrats. If it’s the latter, and Obama vetoes these
hell-hole ideas, the GOP will shift the blame to President Obama and the
Democrats by saying that nothing is getting done due to their unprecedented obstructionism. And the networks will rush to have Republican
pundits on their Sunday morning news shows so they can get asked by the network’s
good-looking hosts, just how much these poor economic numbers or Presidential obstructionism
will hurt the Democrats in the election of 2016. The ink blots on the ballots of the mid-term
have not quite dried and the GOP’s next shift has already started.
Yes, Stu, my friend, you were right. In the midterm election, the Republicans
have pulled off the greatest shifting of the blame onto others since a certain
political party in 1930s Germany said that their country’s woes were caused by
certain people who had an annoyingly high opinion of Moses.
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