47 GOP SENATORS TO OBAMA: LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE US DO

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – The forty-seven Republican Senators who signed off on the letter to the Ayatollah Khamenei telling him to ignore any agreement that President Obama might negotiate with Iran have blamed the President for their action.  “I never would have authored such an inappropriate letter,” said Senator Tom Cotton (R- Ark), “but the President was asking for it.”

Republican leaders claim they have good reason to lay the blame for the highly divided nation on the doorstep of the White House. “I never even thought about race and racial relations until Obama assumed the highest office and made me think about these things,” said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “And that’s not all,” echoed Speaker of the house John Boehner, “until this President, it never occurred to me that I should question a President’s place of birth, whether or not he was a secret Muslim, or had the ability or authority to negotiate with foreign powers, or have the audacity to wear a tan suit in public without an American flag pin.  But this President has deliberately made me think about all of these divisive issues.”

“Who knows what treacherous, treasonous, disrespectful and hateful thing this President will make us do next,” said Texas Senator Ted Cruz. “To stop him from making us do these terrible things, we patriotic Republicans may have to secede from the union or at a minimum, if Obama insists he is human, secede from the human race.”