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Wednesday, May 04, 2011


by R J Shulman

NEW YORK (PTSD News Service) - Fox News blames the biased liberal media for falsely crediting President Obama with the death of Osama bin Laden, when the kudos should go to George W. Bush. "After all, there is no dispute that President Bush was first to say he wanted to get bin Laden, dead or alive," said Brit Hume on Fox and Friends. "Back then, Obama was listening to an anti-American preacher and using the communist philosophy of Karl Marx to try and community organize."

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has denied a report that he was waterboarded by Obama until he disclosed the secret compound where bin Laden was living, agreed that the Bush administration deserved the credit for bringing the terrorist mastermind to justice. "First of all," Cheney said on an exclusive interview on Fox News, "Obama would have had to do alot more to me that use a simple waterboard to get me to give up Osama's hiding place," Cheney said, "and I can't believe its taken Obama this long to use extreme enhanced interrogation on bin Laden after President Bush had practically handed Osama's head to Obama on a platter."

"When I proclaimicated that mission accomplished in that flight suit," siad former President Bush, "I anticipated in advance that all that I did would make it so easy for the next decider in chief to easily get Osama dead or not alive What I didn't expecticate was for Osama Heussein Barack or what ever the Kenyan calls himself, would misuse my intelligence I gave to him by resorticating to politicizing the hole in bin Laden's head to boost his flagging presidency in the poll surveys."

"There is no way that Obama would have had the time to plan the operation to take out bin Laden," said Sean Hannity. "That's because Obama was too busy wrecking President Bush's great economy by bailing out the car companies and bringing socialistic death panels to health care."


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