TRUMP: I WISH ALL THOSE N*GGER LOVERS WOULD STOP CALLING ME A RACIST

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News Service) - Donald Trump lashed back at those who have claimed that his actions and comments have been degrading to African Americans. "Don't they know those people will never be satisfied, no matter how many breaks they get," Trump told a group of supporters at a Tea Party rally in Lackawanna, New York, "But did you see the way I got Obama to dance like a cross between Bojangles and Stepin Fetchit over that birth certificate?"

Trump criticzed CBS' Bob Schieffer for calling his actions racist. "Schieffer should stop creating false stories about me trying to whip up racial hatred against the blacks and report the real story of how welfare Cadillac queens have destroyed the national economy." Rush Limbaugh agreed saying 'The liberals who control the media try to paint us conservatives as racist when all we want to do is hold that Magic Negro's feets to the fire."

Flush from his success of forcing President Obama to produce his long form birth certificate, Trump says that next he will ask for a complete accounting of the First Familiy's food expenses. "The American public are sick of all of the false charges that I am prejudiced," Trump said, "and are much more interested in knowing if the Obamas have wasted tax payer's money on too much fried chicken and watermelon,"