GOV. WALKER TAKES PAGE FROM IRANIANS: PROTESTERS SHOULD BE EXECUTED

by R J Shulman

MADISON, Wisconsin - (PTSD News Service) - In the face of mounting protests to a bill that would strip most public employees of their collective bargaining rights, Republican Governor Scott Walker lashed out at the thousands who have descended on the state capital. "The Iranians are usually on the wrong side of every issue," Walker said, "but I have to agree with them that when protesters, like these union thugs here in Wisconsin are guilty of sedition, they need to be executed."

Walker has already said that we will mobilize the National Guard to quell the protests. "I would have had this mess cleaned up already if half of my National Guard wasn't still stuck in Afghanistan."