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Monday, April 25, 2011

ARIZONA PASSES LAW THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MUST PROVE THEY'RE NOT A SAVAGE, MUSLIM, MARXIST OR COMMUNITY ORGANIZER

by R J Shulman


PHOENIX - (PTSD News Service) - The Arizona legislature has just passed a bill along strict party lines that would require proof from any candidate for president that they were not a savage, basketball loving, Marxist, Muslim, married to someone named Michelle or a former community organizer. "We were disappointed that Governor Brewer vetoed the bill we passed that required proof of a US birth certificate for anyone who wants to be on the Arizona presidential ballot," said Hack Beckerwood (R-Kingman), "but we are hopeful she will understand how important this new law will be to preserving the Constitution and in taking our country back."


Critics have said the law is targeted specifically at President Obama to keep him off the 2012 ballot in Arizona, but the charge has been strongly denied by the bill's sponsor Ashton Worthington III (R-Globe). "This bill is simply to protect the integrity of the nation's highest office and would bar any Republican as well as a Democrat who could not prove they were not a savage, basketball loving Marxist, Muslim, married to a Michelle or community organizer."


Alabama, Utah, South Carolina, Texas and Wyoming have similar legislation pending. President Obama said he might be willing to compromise the measure by supporting an amendment that would leave out the community organizer requirement.

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