GIULIANI: OBAMA LOVES IRAN, MEXICO AND ISIS MORE THAN AMERICA, CANDADA AND ISRAEL

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Doubling down on his statement that President Obama doesn’t love America, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, at a press conference promoting his new book, “Shame on Anyone Who Exploits 9-11,” said that the president’s veto of the Keystone XL Pipeline shows that he not only hates America, but despises Canada as well.  “I am deeply troubled,” Giuliani said, “the Obama doesn’t talk about his love for apple pie and maple syrup as much as President Regan did.  How ironic that this president will block the desperately needed oil from our Canadian friends from the north, but throws open the gates for illegal Mexicans to pour in from the south.”

Giuliani said, “Obama’s decision to negotiate with Iran, his failure to send troops to fight ISIS, who he refuses to all Islamic Muslim religious turban wearing terrorists will surely lead to another 9-11. I hope there will not be another 9-11,” Giuliani said, “but just in case there is another 9-11, I have a new book and speaking tour already planned if another 9-11 should occur.  Did I mention there could be another 9-11?”

The former mayor also said that Obama’s failure to be present when Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addresses Congress is proof that he loves Islamic terrorists more than he loves Jews. “I don’t care if he wasn’t invited or informed of the visit,” Giuliani said, “Obama should have blown up a few mosques in honor of Netanyahu’s visit.”

Giuliani denied that he has been attacking President Obama to promote his book and speaking tour. “Saying that I’m saying all these things about the president for my own personal gain is as false as Obama’s birth certificate and to find out just how false it is, you can buy my book on Amazon or a book store near you.”

JEB BUSH: I WILL FINISH MY BROTHER’S WAR THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY FATHER’S WAR

by R J Shulman

CHICAGO – (PTSD News Service) – Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush on Wednesday promised that he was his own man right after he announced that he had hired almost all of his brother’s and father’s political, economic and military advisors to help him with his campaign.  Jeb said, “Unlike my brother, George, who waged war for only about 80% of his presidency, I am committed to 100%.”

In a surprise comment, Jeb brought up the subject of war crimes saying that “the only possible way a president can be charged with war crimes is if the president commits the crime of not waging enough war.”  Jeb added, “and we all know which foreign-born Muslim Halliburton hating, Bechtel bashing, Raytheon ripping, America loathing president has been guilty of that.”   Bush further criticized the Obama administration for allowing America to “lose its place as the world leader in striking fear into the hearts of its opponents.  The only thing to fear,” Jeb said, “is not enough fear itself.”

Bush told reporters that he is on target to raise enough money for his war chest to be able to “explode, decimate and blow away” all of his rivals for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.  “You want shock and awe,” he said, “I’ve got your shock and awe right here.” 

Bush cut short the question and answer period saying, “there is no need to continue because whatever the question, war is the answer.”