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Thursday, November 01, 2012
















FOX NEWS: BUSH AND BROWN RATHER THAN OBAMA SHOULD GET CREDIT FOR SPEEDY GOVERNMENT RESPONSE TO HURRICANE SANDY


by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Fox News reported that the liberal media has unfairly heaped praise on President Obama for his quick response to assist those affected by the devastation of super storm Sandy instead of giving credit to those who deserved it, former President George W. Bush and his appointed FEMA director, Michael Brown. “Just like the left-wing bias of the media gave credit to Obama for Bin Laden’s death when it was clearly the more anti-terrorist Bush administration that laid the groundwork for Bin Laden’s demise,” said Bill O’Reilly, “the same biased media is praising Obama for spearheading the effort to bring federal assistance to hard hit communities when the real heroes in this case are most certainly George W. Bush and Michael Brown for their ground breaking response to Hurricane Katrina.”

“What Brown, as is in ‘you’re doing a heck of a job Brownie’ fame did to New Orleans provided valuable lessons to all future presidents when handling major natural disasters,” O’ Reilly said, “so it is so sad that Brown’s pioneering role in federal aid management under the successful Bush administration has been completely ignored by the liberal press.”

Reverend Franklin Graham also expressed displeasure with the press for showing Obama in what he calls, “a false good light” in the aftermath of the super storm. “As we all know,” Graham said, “the storm was God’s punishment for all of those east coasters choosing the gay lifestyle that is so supported by the Obama administration and then for Obama to try and take credit for helping people injured by the storm he himself helped bring on is so shameless as to make Satan himself turn pale.”

Bill O’Reilly also pointed out that the leftist media has purposely missed the story of how the five thousand dollars’ worth of canned goods gathered by Mitt Romney at a rally in Ohio will finally trickle its way to those in need in New Jersey by mid-2015, because “the godless food stamp-loving, America-hating communists who make up the mainstream media would rather cover that important story up with garbage spewed out to try and make Obama look good in the last week of the election cycle.”



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