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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

ANN ROMNEY IN CLOSE CALL WHEN DRESSAGE HORSE GETS SPOOKED BY CAR ELEVATOR

by R J Shulman

LA JOLLA, California – (PTSD NEWS SERVICE) - Ann Romney narrowly escaped serious injury when Refalca, her prized dressage horse became agitated by the noise of Romney’s car elevator which was accidently set in motion when the horse was walking near the Romney four car garage. “Refalca was so shaken she reared up and almost came down right on top of me,” Ann Romney told KFMB-TV San Diego reporters.

“Now that American public, even the 47% freeloaders that we don’t very much care for should finally understand the everyday person kind of difficulties that Mitt and I face,” Ann said, “which will hopefully have them flocking to Mitt’s support like French peasants to cake.”

Ann noted that the problem occurred when an unidentified Romney employee accidentally hit the car elevator remote instead of the pre-heat the sauna button. “That unfortunate hombre will be fired,” Ann said, “but I will leave that kind of work to Mitt, who gets so much enjoyment out letting employees go. It’s actually like an aphrodisiac to him,” Ann quipped, “but that is all you people need to know about this.”

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