FOX NEWS REPORTS BIN LADEN ALIVE AND LEADING MUSLIM PRAYERS IN OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Fox News is reporting that the Drudge Report is reporting that reports have surfaced that late blogger Andrew Breitbart had uncovered a report that President Obama successfully plotted to kill an Osama Bin Laden look-alike, so he could whisk the real 9-11 terrorist into the White House to lead the First Family in Anti-American and Anti-capitalist Muslim prayers. “You will hear Obama apologists try and refute these undeniable facts,” said Roger Ailes, President of Fox News, “but I challenge any one of them to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that bin Laden hasn’t been leading the Obama family in Islamic prayers behind the closed doors of the Oval Office.”

“What is so outrageous about Obama is that on one hand he has politicized the fake death of Obama for political gain,” Ailes said, “while at the very same time has invited American terrorist number one into the inner circles of his administration to mock all that is American by turning the White House into bin Laden’s own personal Mosque.” Ailes said that Fox will relentlessly keep giving the American public the real news, to overcome the extreme liberal bias of the press. “For example,” Ailes said, “Fox is the only news outlet brave and honest enough to report that Obama has jut named May 15th as National Pedophile Day.”