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Tuesday, May 01, 2012


by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – Republican leaders are demanding a Congressional investigation regarding President Obama’s mention of the killing of Osama bin Laden on the one year anniversary of his death.  “The president’s use of bin Laden’s demise for political purposes is a shocking and shameless abuse of power that calls for impeachment,” said House Majority Leader John Boehner. “Imagine trying to use a trumped up fear of terrorism to try and get votes,” said House Majority Whip Eric Cantor, “you would never catch Republicans stooping to such despicable tactics.”  

Republicans across the board have condemned the President comments, none more than former New York Mayor Rudolf Giuliani who said, “Obama has demonstrated an unforgivable lapse of good judgment by trying to build his political career on the tragedy of the lives lost on September 11, 2001 with false braggadocio about his minor role in the demise of bin Laden.”

Former President George W. Bush said, “where does this Obama guy get off invadicating a sovereign sovereignty to smoke out dead or alive that 9-11 guy I didn’t think about much anymore and put our troops in arms way just to be able to mission accomplish for the electoral college cameras.”  Former Vice President Dick Cheney told Sean Hannity on Fox News that, “Obama’s brazen disregard for international law by illegal flaunting a show of force in murdering bin Laden has done irreparable harm to America’s reputation around the world and could subject an American president to be tried for war crimes.”

Presumed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney said, “Obama showed a severe lack of leadership by planning a covert mission that could have either been a success or a failure and also a severe lack of leadership for not planning a covert mission fast enough that could have either been a success or a failure.”

Sarah Palin told Fox and Friends’ audience, “Obama wasted taxpayer money killing bin Laden instead of drilling for oil.  No wonder the deficit is way over our heads.”  She also said that, “the Hungarians who give out the Nobel Peace Prize need to consider taking back the bronze statute they gave Obama for targeting bin Laden.   It’s not the Nobel Kill Prize, you know.”

Talk show host Rush Limbaugh said that Obama has brought the dignity of the presidency to an all time low by being the Prostitute in Chief, “as only a slut would kill bin Laden behind closed doors.”

Boehner announced that impeachment proceedings should begin in earnest in the House next Monday.  President Obama ignored the wall of criticism regarding his mention of the death of bin Laden.


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