GOP MEMO: IF WRECKING THE ECONOMY FAILS, WE’LL DRIVE UP CRIME RATE RIGHT BEFORE ELECTION

by  R J Shulman

 WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – The Post Times Sun Dispatch has obtained a secret memo from Karl Rove to high ranking Republican operatives which directs them to start Plan B, increasing the crime rate, as Plan A, blowing up the economy has not been working.   The memo says, “Even with getting our friends in big petrol and our Wall Street speculators to drive up the price at the pump, the economy is not tanking fast enough, so it’s on to our plan to create a massive crime wave, and blame Obama out of office.”

 The memo says that “if we can create an increase of at least 37% in murders, rapes and burglaries, and our media campaign to blame Obama runs according to plan, the Anointed One will be defeated even if that nitwit Mitt or nutball Sanatorium is running against him.”  The memo states that cities in swing states will be targeted to “scare the bejesus out of the independents who will naturally go for Republicans who they believe can better protect them.”

 The memo reminded the GOP leaders that, “we have many followers with itchy trigger fingers that have more guns than they know what to do with, until now.”  “It will also help our election strategy,” the memo said, “if our little army remembers to dress in blackface and shout out praises to Allah when they commit their mayhem.”

"Remember,” Rove wrote, “this election is not about how much people love our candidate, it’s about how much we can get them to fear and hate Obama.”