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Thursday, March 01, 2012













GOP SENATORS WILL INTRODUCE BILL THAT WILL ALLOW ANYONE TO OPT OUT OF ANY LAW ON MORAL GROUNDS

By R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Even after the defeat of their amendment to allow employers and insurance companies the right to opt out of heath care coverage on moral grounds, Republican Senators will introduce a bill that will allow anyone to disregard any law if they feel it conflicts with their moral or religious beliefs. “For too long we have been forced into moral slavery just to have to be politically correct,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, “with this patriotic new law, which is clearly in the great tradition of American freedom, a person will no longer be forced to tow the big government line, but will be free to act on their own conscience and moral beliefs, and break the shackles that force them to hire women or serve Negroes at their privately owned lunch counters.”

Under the proposed legislation, McConnell said, “If your moral code is that Muslims, Hindus, Jews and Unitarians are tools of Satan, than you would be able to opt out of laws that say murder is wrong and use your Second Amendment rights to blow them to kingdom come. If we pass this law, called the American Religious Freedom to Smite Thine Enemy Act,” McConnell said, “it will bring back righteousness, civility and godliness back to a people enslaved by the tyranny of caring about others as imposed by Obama and his liberal thugs.”

Commentator Bill O’Reilly said that he is strongly in support of the proposed law, saying, “it will essentially end the War on Christmas and allow all good Americans to redirect those resources to where they belong, the War on Women.”

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