LIMBAUGH SUES FLUKE: THE WHORE SHOULD KNOW A HEART FELT APOLOGY WHEN SHE HEARS ONE

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has struck back at his tormentor, law student Sandra Fluke, by suing her for slander and intentional infliction of emotional distress.  “She has made my life a living hell ever since she trapped me into saying those things,” Limbaugh said, “which has caused me to lose sponsors and radio stations, even after I apologized to the little tramp.”

The lawsuit, which asks for hundreds of millions, claims that “Fluke and her Feminazi co-conspirators have participated in a twenty year scheme to smear Limbaugh and bring down the pristine impeccable reputation of his well loved program.”  The claim also includes Barack Obama as a defendant for “choosing to be black, thus causing Mr. Limbaugh to inadvertently call him a “magic Negro” for four years.

So far, the furor over Limbaugh verbally attacking Sandra Fluke for three days straight on the air has cost him eleven sponsors and a growing number of radio stations as well as spawning numerous websites dedicated to getting him off the air, including hushrush.com, flushrush.org, crushrush.com, smushrush.com, and stopthedrugaddledgasbag.com.     

Rush, appearing on Fox News said that he was shocked by Fluke's behavior, saying, "So people have a lot of nerve."